Country singer Kip Moore doesn’t rhyme “truck” with “fuck” in his hit song “Somethin’ ‘Bout a Truck” — but he doesn’t have to. Every line of the song oozes sex. Screw rising gas prices and your neighbor with the Porsche, the implication goes: a truck is for getting laid…
If you drive an old-school, beat-up pick-up truck… You like all-American, roll-around-in-the-hay sex followed by a cold beer. No fancy positions, no…
If you drive a brand-new pick-up truck… You like all-American, roll-around-in-the-hay sex, and you want to make sure that that’s the…
If you drive a Prius… You like silk blindfolds, scented ice cubes, and full-body massage….
If you drive a Lexus hybrid (that gets worse mileage than most non-hybrids)… You like to accessorize your love life with sex toys so long as…
Courtesy of: http://www.yourtango.com/2015260717/driven-passion-what-your-car-says-about-your-sex-life
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Ever Wonder What Your Car Says About Your Sex Life?!? was originally published on zhiphopcleveland.com