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We haven’t heard of a story as bizarre as Rachel Zoledal, the white woman who pretended to be black for years and just stepped down as president of the Spokane NAACP chapter. It’s inevitable that there will be a movie made about her life, so we’re doing our part in helping along in the casting. Here’s some choices we have for the Zoledal family.

But first, here’s her real family:

Rachel Zoledal

 

Mr. and Mrs. Zoledal

Her biological brother

Her adopted brother and “play” father

Now, onto the movie…

Up first, the role of Rachel Zoledal:

Jennifer Lawrence

83rd Annual Academy Awards - Arrivals

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Minnie Driver

Disney-Pixar's 'Inside Out' - Los Angeles Premiere

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Jessica Chastain

'China: Through The Looking Glass' Costume Institute Benefit Gala

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Anna Kendrick

'Pitch Perfect 2' - Los Angeles Premiere

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Anne Hathaway

2013 National Board Of Review Awards Gala - Outside Arrivals

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Miley Cyrus (young Rachel)

 

Miley Cyrus 'Bangerz' Record Release Signing

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Cate Blanchett

 

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Mariah Carey

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Her father:

Robert DeNiro

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Billy Crystal

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Steve Martin

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Her mom:

Blythe Danner

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Alex Borstein

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Kristen Wiig

'China: Through The Looking Glass' Costume Institute Benefit Gala

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Sarah Paulson

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Her biological brother:

French Stewart

The Pasadena Playhouse Opening Night For 'Kiss Me, Kate'

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Jeff Daniels

HBO's 'The Newsroom' - Season 3 Premiere

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Her adopted brother/son:

Jamie Hector

Screening Of Amazon's 1st Original Drama Series 'Bosch' - Red Carpet

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Tyler James Williams

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Her black father:

Forest Whitaker

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Frankie Faison

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Charles S. Dutton

The Hip-Hop Inaugural Ball II

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WHo else would you consider to play in Rachel Zoledal’s movie? And take our “Are You Blacker Than a Rachel Zoledal” quiz here!

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