I guess the scare of a Fiscal cliff and the increase of taxes on “SmurfBerries” pushed Papa Smurf and the crew to the edge!! Accuses of hot wiring a car and serving out a monster smurf beat down in the Australian state of Victoria.
According to police, a 37-year-old man was walking out of a 7-Eleven at 1 a.m. when he was approached by a magical creature from his childhood. But it was not Smurfberries that adorable Smurf was after, no, it was a mere cigarette. The Smurf’s friends were busy hot-wiring a car, as Smurfs do.
The man offered Thug Smurf a smoke. This greatly offended the Smurf however, as they only have four fingers and cannot light their own cigarettes, so they proceeded to beat the man unconscious.
Police are confident they will bring the Smurf criminals to justice, thanks in part to a new recruit: a cat named Azriel. (ONLY LOVERS OF THE CARTOON WILL GET IT LOL)
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