Um... “Perched?” Twitter Is Confused By Stormy Daniels’ Word Choice

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Stormy Daniels’ interview with 60 Minutes is going viral for obvious reasons.

Her revelation that America’s old dirty president likes it raw isn’t even surprising st this point, but their use of the word “perched” is still a lot to process.

https://twitter.com/youngsinick/status/978055007433117696

https://twitter.com/wonderjaye/status/978055237738160133

According to Google, birds offen perch on branches and wires, while a church can be perched on a hill. But that still doesn’t maker her story 100% claro.

Did he have his leg up like Rico in Paid In Full?

Or was he reclined with the creepy come hither grin Diddy had on at the Met Gala?

https://twitter.com/swxvyx/status/946218354334773248

Sorry for putting that image on your conscious this Monday morning, but the Tweets are still talking about Ms. Daniels’ historically significant word choice and hand gesture.

@ us with your best description or visual of 45’s perch (JK, nobody wants to see that), and hit the jump for Twitter’s best guesses at what exactly “perched” means.

Imagine 45 patriotically parched on his hotel bed like a proud American eagle as he waits to partake in unprotected adultery with a porn star he just met.

https://twitter.com/really_ry/status/978057518667714560