A burlesque performer named Amazon Ashley says that she is in fact the one who taught Miley Cyrushow to twerk. How in the hell are you going to teach someone with no booty how to twerk? That’s like teaching Oscar Pistorius how to kick-box.
Hurray for social media. The U.S. Court of Appeals ruled that liking something on Facebook is protected as freedom of speech. So fellas, when your lady gets mad because you liked some woman’s picture on Facebook just tell her it’s your constitutional right. But remember, it’s also your lady’s constitutional right to bear arms and shoot your ass.
