We haven’t heard of a story as bizarre as Rachel Zoledal, the white woman who pretended to be black for years and just stepped down as president of the Spokane NAACP chapter. It’s inevitable that there will be a movie made about her life, so we’re doing our part in helping along in the casting. Here’s some choices we have for the Zoledal family.
But first, here’s her real family:
Rachel Zoledal
Mr. and Mrs. Zoledal
Her biological brother
Her adopted brother and “play” father
Now, onto the movie…
Up first, the role of Rachel Zoledal:
Jennifer Lawrence
Minnie Driver
Jessica Chastain
Anna Kendrick
Anne Hathaway
Miley Cyrus (young Rachel)
Cate Blanchett
Mariah Carey
Her father:
Robert DeNiro
Billy Crystal
Steve Martin
Her mom:
Blythe Danner
Alex Borstein
Kristen Wiig
Sarah Paulson
Her biological brother:
French Stewart
Jeff Daniels
Her adopted brother/son:
Jamie Hector
Tyler James Williams
Her black father:
Forest Whitaker
Frankie Faison
Charles S. Dutton
WHo else would you consider to play in Rachel Zoledal’s movie? And take our “Are You Blacker Than a Rachel Zoledal” quiz here!
Who’s Who In Our Very Made Up Rachel Zoledal Biopic was originally published on theurbandaily.com