1) Send Gunplay In The Room To Mediate
Make sure he’s fresh off the plane from Colombia… the more it looks like his nose ate a powdered doughnut, the better. Loser does his hair.
2) Working the grease trap at a Wing Stop
The drive through, the main register… Nah. You gotta go home smelling like lunchtime at a southern construction site in the summer.
3) Must replace Rick Ross in Triple C’s for 2 albums.
Those dudes been chasing dreams for a minute while making albums about nothing. Your turn!
4) Cleaning Rick Ross’s Sports Bras
By hand, in the sink, right after the workout. Your hands will smell like a lemon-peppered foot for weeks.
5) Baby-sitting Fat Trel’s Kids
And no, you can’t be armed.
6) Two hours alone in a room with DJ Khaled.
And his music must be playing in the background… all of it.
7) Two hours alone in a room with Diddy after 1 bottle of Ciroc
And no, you can’t have any.
8) Must Drive a Prius for 3 months.
No tints, no hiding. And depending on who’s pushing,“Ima Boss”or“Lotus Flower Bomb” must be on repeat.
9) Must do 3 singles with Ace Hood & Cassie.
Moving on…
10) Must feature On/Exec Produce The French Montana & Khloe Kardashian L.P.
You also have to be in the cover art and on the tour. Still wanna beef?!
Your Thoughts?
Jade West “Always On a Musical Quest”
On-Air Personality/Producer/Public Affairs
Producer of the Russ Parr Morning Show M-F 6-10am
On-Air Sunday’s 10-2pm
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