On the first day of Chris Brown, the singer gave to me…
Chris Brown has had a year filled with tons of highs and lows, but each moment he (or someone connected to him) brought entertainment and awe. Here are our top 12 moments for Chris Brown’s 2012.
12. Face Neck Tattoo
This was one of those times when you really wonder, what was he thinking? You just want to sit him down with your grandma or something, so she can tell him about the tough times so he can get some act right. Chris tattooed a battered woman on his neck. I’m talking black swollen eyes, stitched up lips, and bruised cheekbones. Supposedly, it’s supposed to be a random woman, but who believes that?
11. The Chris Brown Blocker App
“Brownout” puts a box over Chris’ face as well as hides his name when it shows up in headlines. I’m not sure if things EVER get this serious, but if you need an app to block Chris Brown from appearing in your browser, you need to re-evaluate your smartphone.
10. Rapping On Brandy’s “Put It Down”
We see you! Not only did the song put our beloved Brandy back on the map, and it was a great song as well.
9. Protests Of Chris Brown
Chris had to cancel is Dec. 26 Guyana concert due to protests over the Rihanna beating from 2009. He is pretty much not welcome into the country. He felt a little uncomfortable and canceled his show. Will people ever forgive him?
8. Snatching Girls Cell Phone
Soooo this is how Chris gets his souvenirs when he travels? Back in February, after a night out at a South Beach club, a fan was trying to snap a picture of the star outside of his car when reached through the window, grabbed her iPhone, and said, “B**** you ain’t going to put that on no website,” according to the fan. Whaaa? What if she only wanted to Instagram it. Damn!
7. “Birthday Cake (Remix)” With Rihanna
This was the remix we were all waiting for (just kidding!). Their subtweets to each other on Twitter earlier this year, and people wanted to know if they were talking again. What was the deal? Nothing was more official than the remix to “Birthday Cake.” He let us know that “it’s been a long time, and I’m missing your body” and he couldn’t wait to “blow” Ri’s “candles out.” Ok, we get it now.
6. Disses Rihanna On “Theraflu” Freestyle
Oh, it was all good just a song ago! Sir, weren’t you just grabbing a slice of Miss Thang’s cake? Chris proclaims in the song that “every industry n***a had her.” Ouch! We’re not here for this…
5. Fortune Album Vandalized In London
Okay, sometimes people go too far. We understand Chris Brown should have not hit Rihanna, but you put stickers on someone’s product so others can’t buy is a bit much. Think about it… this means that someone went through the trouble to think of the idea, get the stickers made, pay for the stickers (unless they have a loser sticker machine in their house). And Fortune was still a number on album in the UK. Guess it didn’t work out?